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Previously on St. Elsewhere.

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Does he really think I raped those women? Do you?

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Peter, I don't know who to believe.

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So we're still on for this evening?

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Yeah.

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I'm coming up on a birthday and I don't want to face it.

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And I don't want to face it with only one breast.

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And when can I go back to work?

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We'll see. Yeah, but, I promised...

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For once, give yourself some time.

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This is Paul Revere.

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And that is my ailing steed.

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Tonight, on St. Elsewhere.

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What are you going to do?
Scrape the lump off and sew me up?

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It's not that simple. andgt.

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Your testicle has to be removed.

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And what do I tell the next girl I go to bed with?

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She won't know.

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I'm scared to death.

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We need to see if anything's broken, it won't hurt.

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Then, can I wear your hat?

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My hat?

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andlt I'll make you a deal,

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we'll do it together.

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I hardly know you.

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We've been ordered to let White
re-join the residency programme.

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Peter White is yet to be convicted of a crime.

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You step out of line once, I'm going to break you in two.

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andlt Argh.

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Quite whining, at least they didn't tear up your knee.

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Here we go, back to sophomore year, right?

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Hey, if it weren't for my knee, I'd have been all Ivy.

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Instead, you're all washed up.

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When they dragged me off the field and brought me in here.

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Yeah. The nurses were weird.

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They just stood at the end of the bed.

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Not cos they didn't want to get near you,

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they wanted to look up your hospital gown.

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Ha-ha. Guys, don't make me laugh, it hurts.

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Ah, yes, table for three with a view, please.

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What's the problem?

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Our friend Kevin Hooper, here, has been the victim

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of a most unfortunate personal foul
in the well-spring of his progeny.

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The groin?

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We've got to get him in shape for spring
break, we're heading for Hilton Head.

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I thought all you college kids
went down to Fort Lauderdale.

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Not Harvard.

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Well, boom, boom.

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Who's next?

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Yo.

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Oh, Kevin, old sport, if you're not feeling up to it,

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perhaps I should go in your place.

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This way, please.

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andlt You guys, go on, get out of here.

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You sure, big fella?

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Positive. I'll see you at the apartment.

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He's in good hands. Let's go.

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I'm Doctor Cavanero.

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Cavanero, that's Italian.

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Yes, I know. Do you want to tell me what happened?

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My friend Ryan forgot the meaning
of the words touch football.

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Hmm. I'll need you to stand.

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You've got to take down your pants, so I can have a look.

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andlt This is a little embarrassing.

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I'm a doctor.

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I guess, if you've seen one.

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Turn your head and bear down.

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Do you mean cough?

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Bear down, please.

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Hm.

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Well?

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The left side is a little swollen.

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But I'll live?

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Kevin, I'm going to admit you.

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What?

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I'd like to run some tests

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and have a urologist take a look at your other testicle.

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There seems to be an irregularity on the right side.

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I've never noticed it.

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It could be nothing, but, as long as
you're here, let's get it checked.

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Feels like someone took
all the lubricants out of my body. andgt

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I have aches and pains in places I didn't even know I had.

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We'll get you loosened up in the whirlpool later.

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I'd like that, believe me.

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andlt Hi, Amanda.

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Hi, Phil.

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Mr Barnes, how you coming along?

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Arthritis is still a barrel of laughs.

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Did you get the tickets?

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No.

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Why not?

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Ah, we'll talk about it later.

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What's the big mystery?

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andlt There's no mystery.

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You two going on a date?

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We're supposed to be going to see
the Alvin Ailey Dance Company,

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but something has obviously changed our plans.

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Mr Barnes, you should be ready
to go home in a couple of days.

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Good. andgt

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I'll check on you again tomorrow.

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Amanda, could I see you outside?

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I want to talk to you about treatment for Mrs Mac.

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Sure.

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See you at the whirlpool, Mr Barnes.

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Amanda, I don't think it's wise
for us to discuss our personal life

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in front of patients.

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Why not?

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Well, I just don't think it's good medicine.

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I see, doctors aren't supposed to be human beings.

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Oh, come on, you know what I mean.

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Yeah. I was going to kiss you goodbye, but...

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Oh-oh-oh.

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(GIGGLES)

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OK.

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Bye-bye.

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What are you doing here?

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I work here, remember.

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You said you were going to take two full weeks off,

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"To get to know my new breast," as you put it.

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Yeah, well, you said you couldn't wait till I got back.

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When Doctor Caldwell sees you,
he's going to hit the ceiling.

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Why do there always seem to be tornados in Mississippi?

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Well, actually, it's a phenomenon
associated with the vernal equinox,

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a time of natural upheaval.

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I believe that the Gulf of Mexico
provides a moist body of air in the spring

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which, when pushed out by
a cold front, makes violent updrafts.

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That's the most I've ever heard him say in one sitting.

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So, Wendy, you didn't have time
for breakfast this morning? andgt

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I'm furious.

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Well, are you going to tell us why or do we have to guess?

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I just testified at Peter White's pre-trial rape hearing.

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His lawyer is a real shyster.

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Tried to make what happened in the locker room andgt

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seem like an overblown incident of hostility. andgt.

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This guy tries to rape me and the court reduces the charge

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to indecent assault and battery.

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What about the two other women Peter actually raped?

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He wore a ski mask.

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Oh. So they can't positively identify him. andgt.

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And the best part is,

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the judge released Peter on his own
recognizance until the trial.

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No bail?

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That's right.

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And now I'm supposed to forget all about it

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and spend the rest of the day smiling at my patients.

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Hm.

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andlt Well, better get to work.

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Oh!

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Nurse Rosenthal.

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Are you OK?

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Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.

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Sorry, I just wanted to tell you
that Dr Levine's wife wants

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another shot of insulin.

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I'll take care of it. Thanks.

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Are you sure you're OK?

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Yeah, I'm fine, really. Don't worry.

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Oh.

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Dr Barton?

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Here are Kevin Hooper's test results.

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A non-functioning mass showed up on the testicular scan

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and appears solid on the ultrasound.

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Slight elevation alpha-fetoprotein,

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beta HCG negative, chest X-ray negative, CAT scan negative.

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Schedule surgery for later this afternoon.

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I'll have to remove the malignant testicle.

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Throw this in his chart.

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Looking good, Mr Murphy.

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If I find a pure seminoma, there's an end to it.

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You'll talk to Kevin?

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I'm in O.R. the rest of the morning.

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I won't see him until just before
surgery, you'll have to tell him.

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But, Dr Barton, I don't think I'm the one who...

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I was taking a throw from the shortstop, andgt

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when one of the big kids slid into me at second.

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And on the first day of outdoor recess too.

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Did you tag him out?

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Double play.

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Well, at least there's some justice in this world.

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Three over four swelling to the lateral malleolus,

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indicating forced inversion injury.

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Can you wiggle your toes for me?

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You sure you're a real doctor?

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If I'm not, I wasted a lot of time and money in med school.

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I've never seen a doctor wearing a baseball hat before.

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This is my lucky hat.

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I wear this for protection against the forces of evil.

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All right, take him down to X-ray,

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we need an AP and a lateral of his ankle. andgt.

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AP and lateral, check.

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We're going to get you off
the injured reserve list in no time.

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X-rays are radioactive.

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Nothing to worry about.

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There's no such thing as an
acceptable level of contamination.

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Well, we need to see if anything's broken. It won't hurt.

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I promise.

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Then, can I wear your hat?

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My hat? What for?

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Protection against the forces of evil.

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No. Please.

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andlt Couldn't he just wear it down to X-ray?

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This hat never leaves my head.

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Even when you shower?

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Let him wear the hat, Fiscus.

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All right, Elliot, but I'm holding
you personally responsible.

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Did I tell you Myra came to see me? andgt.

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Yeah, I was surprised she wasn't at the hearing. andgt.

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Something must have come up.

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Ha-ha. Man, I'll tell you something, it's good to be home.

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Myra!

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Honey!

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Wait right there. I just want to change before we go back.

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OK.

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andlt Myra!

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andlt Myra!

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andlt Myra!

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Hmm.

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Myra?

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They're gone. What?

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The toys and the clothes and everything, just gone.

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When Myra came to see you, did she...?

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andlt She didn't say much of anything.

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andlt I mean, I did most of the talking.

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I told her that...

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I loved her and how much she meant to me.

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andlt Huh.

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What? Does she think I'm guilty?

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How could she do that?

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Well, I don't know why she left, Peter, but it's...

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probably not what you're thinking.

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Myra loves you too much. Right.

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Look, you go on and I'll catch up with you.

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What?

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Yeah. Go on, go on. I'll catch up with you at the hospital.

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Peter?

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You sure? andgt.

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Yeah, thanks.

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OK.

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APPLAUSE

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It was at the urging of my husband's mother

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to join the Women's Auxiliary at St. Eligius.

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She was always inspiring me to do charitable acts and,

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I must admit, I've found enormous
pleasure in this past year. andgt.

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St. Eligius's financial problems are far... andgt.

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You mean to tell me, there's nothing we can do about it?

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I'm afraid not.

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The court was very clear,

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we've been ordered to let White
re-enter the residency programme.

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I don't like it any more than you do, Donald.

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But the fact remains

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that Peter White is yet to be convicted of a crime.

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andlt We live in a country where a
person is innocent until proven otherwise.

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I present St. Eligius with an endowment

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in the name of my beloved mother-in-law.

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Well, I can't believe he wants to come back here.

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We can send him anywhere we choose, right?

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Of course.

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Great.

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To the sum of $50,000.

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APPLAUSE

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And, in her memory, I dedicate her bust.

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APPLAUSE

262
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,160
Once again, Mrs Jesmer and
Mr Jesmer, thank you from everyone

263
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,760
at St. Eligius for your generous contribution.

264
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,440
And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you please join us all

265
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,879
for some champagne.

266
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,200
Oh, how nice.

267
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,080
andlt How do we explain's presence
to the women who work here?

268
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,880
Convincing them that he's within his constitutional rights

269
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,760
isn't going to make them feel any safer.

270
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,319
No need to kill the messenger, Dr Westphall.

271
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,400
Right, OK.

272
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,520
Well, let's go and get some of the champagne.

273
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,639
Excellent speech, Mrs Jesmer.

274
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,720
Oh, thank you.

275
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,720
Do you think Mother Jesmer would have liked it?

276
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,839
Undoubtedly.

277
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840
Ah. Come along, dear.

278
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,440
I tell you something, from the minute
he walks in that door,

279
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,840
I'm going to have somebody following him everywhere.

280
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,400
He's not wandering through these halls scaring people.

281
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,879
His lawyers could sue for harassment.

282
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,360
I don't care.

283
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:19,920
Care for some champagne? andgt.

284
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:21,240
Thank you.

285
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,080
Donald?

286
00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,320
No, thanks.

287
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,360
Well, how did I do?

288
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,720
Doctor Barton and I agree that there's an irregularity

289
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,960
on your right testicle.

290
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,840
What do you mean?

291
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880
A tumour.

292
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,240
The tests indicate some kind of carcinoma.

293
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,040
I got cancer?

294
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,880
There's a chance that the tumour's benign.

295
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,600
I suppose that means radiation or
chemo, I'll be bald for graduation.

296
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,800
We have to operate.

297
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,880
I've scheduled surgery for this afternoon. andgt.

298
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,080
So fast? You just checked me in
last night and now you want to...

299
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,640
We need to identify the type of tumour as soon as possible.

300
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,840
What? Am I going to die?

301
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,920
I think we caught it in the early stages.

302
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,440
So, what are you going to do?

303
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,800
You're going to scrape the lump off and sew me up?

304
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,520
It's not that simple.

305
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,720
Your testicle has to be removed.

306
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,440
If we find that the mass is well localised, andgt

307
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,600
then it's not as serious andgt

308
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,800
and your chances for recovery are excellent. andgt.

309
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,640
Sounds pretty damn serious to me.

310
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,680
You ready?

311
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,360
Ooh.

312
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,440
You wanted to know what dipping
your hand in paraffin feels like.

313
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,120
Yeah, it feels kind of nice.

314
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,680
Hey, Dr Chandler, could you get us a bottle of champagne,

315
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,720
dim the lights, maybe put on a little Barry.

316
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:52,560
Hey, wait a minute, I was just getting relaxed.

317
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,000
We'll wait until it dries, then we'll do it again.

318
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,480
Luther, don't you have something
better to do with your time?

319
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,360
Oh, not in my wildest dreams.

320
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,640
I think it's hard enough, so let's do it again.

321
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:08,720
Ooh, when hot wax is joined together, let no man separate.

322
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,000
Now. Luther.

323
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,520
Amanda, I'll never wash this hand.

324
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,720
(GIGGLES)

325
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:30,120
Look, I'm, erm, sorry about what happened this morning.

326
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,160
I understand.

327
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,560
I thought I'd make it up to you. I traded
shifts with Jack this evening, so we...

328
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,120
Phil.

329
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,120
I'm going to a party with Luther.

330
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,360
Dr Ridley, can I bother you for a minute?

331
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,120
Sure. Come on in.

332
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,680
I've stopped dreaming in colour.

333
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,640
Don't you think that means something?

334
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,040
Probably. Here, have a seat.

335
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,200
I wonder what that does mean.

336
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,440
I know everyone thinks I'm lonely and that I'm paranoid.

337
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,320
Actually, I'm a very open person,
but he knows everything about me,

338
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,400
where I live, where I work, the hours I keep.

339
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,080
Damn it, I don't want to give Peter a reason to hurt me.

340
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,880
Cathy, you have every reason to feel confused,

341
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,360
a terrible, terrible thing has happened to you.

342
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,320
You probably feel like you've lost some sense of control

343
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,360
over your life.

344
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Am I close?

345
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,920
You see, I don't think you'll feel so helpless

346
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:50,280
if you work real hard to try
and get that sense of control back.

347
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,200
I know that, intellectually.

348
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,080
But, in my heart, I've got to stop being afraid.

349
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:02,000
I've got to do something to make sure
I know that he won't attack me.

350
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,920
Or anyone else again.

351
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,920
That makes perfect sense.

352
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,400
I want to testify against him in court.

353
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,640
I'm the only one who can give a positive identification.

354
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,560
I pulled the ski mask off.

355
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,000
I'd say you'd better testify,

356
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,480
if only to restore your own sense of dignity and worth.

357
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,080
I'd just like to dream in colour again.

358
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,840
Nurse Daniels, have you seen Dr Fiscus?

359
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,680
He went to the bank.

360
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,920
Elliot? Yes.

361
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,640
Your patient's been in a car accident,

362
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:46,079
you need to check for kidney damage, what do you do?

363
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,000
Check the urine for red blood cells.

364
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,040
Right. I need a complete urinalysis STAT.

365
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,160
STAT.

366
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,600
Ah!

367
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,480
My God.

368
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,360
God. Urgh!

369
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,760
He's going to kill me.

370
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,440
Slow down, Elliot.

371
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,160
200 degrees.

372
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200
Ten minutes.

373
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360
That ought to do it.

374
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,600
I resent doing another doctor's dirty work.

375
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,600
Isaac Barton is a busy surgeon andgt

376
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,599
and I'm sure he'll see this patient when he can.

377
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,640
Even so.

378
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,760
Annie, giving bad news is part of the job. andgt.

379
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,440
Next to the hours, it's the worst part,

380
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,200
but you do it all the time, we all do.

381
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,920
If Barton gets in there and finds embryonal carcinoma.

382
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,000
Annie, you didn't give the boy this disease.

383
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,640
I can talk about treating cancer,

384
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,359
but I can't talk about being a young man.

385
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,760
I see. andgt.

386
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,400
You're a woman, so you can't know
what this means to him, huh?

387
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,600
I don't buy that.

388
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,280
Fine.

389
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,360
Annie? andgt.

390
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,680
If a boyfriend of yours had the same operation,

391
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,440
would it make any difference to you?

392
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,640
Maybe.

393
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,880
I don't feel very good about that.

394
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,760
You shouldn't.

395
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,200
Oh, OK, over here.

396
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,000
Why don't you put them on the counter, right there.

397
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040
Thank you.

398
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,000
Well, isn't that nice?

399
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,800
You can always tell what the season
is by the flower arrangements.

400
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,200
After a long winter of chrysanthemums and dried leaves,

401
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,040
it's so nice to see tulips again, isn't it?

402
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,720
Here's Mr Armand Trod's medication schedule.

403
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,199
It's not fair.

404
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,320
What?

405
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,759
How can somebody eat a whole box
of crullers and stay so thin?

406
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,760
Ha.

407
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,880
(SNIFFS)

408
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,520
Do you smell something burning?

409
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,240
Ah!

410
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:56,840
Oh!

411
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,440
Oh! Ah-ah.

412
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,440
My God!

413
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,600
ALARM RINGS

414
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,080
What on Earth is going on?

415
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,040
Dr Westphall?

416
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,360
Sit down.

417
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,000
I'm going to make this quick

418
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,680
because I can't stand being in the same room with you.

419
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,320
Oh, so you think I'm guilty?

420
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,640
You're damn right I do.

421
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,279
I don't know what loophole
your crawled through to get in...

422
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,960
You don't even want to hear my side...

423
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
I've been doing nothing but listening
to your problems for a year.

424
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,840
I gave you every chance in the book andgt

425
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,560
because, for some stupid reason,
I thought you deserved them.

426
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,760
Now I'm going to get the "I let you down" lecture.

427
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,520
No. No, not me.

428
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:49,040
This hospital. Do you have any idea
the damage you've caused?

429
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,400
You violated a trust. You've made us all suspect.

430
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:56,520
I feel I've been sheltering an animal
here, these past months.

431
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,280
Is there an official reason for this meeting?

432
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,600
From the time you leave this office,
there's going to be a security guard

433
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,000
on your back, every minute you're on call.

434
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,480
Anything else?

435
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,040
You step out of line once, I'm going to break you in two.

436
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,280
Hoops. Yo.

437
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,960
Savouring the ambiance.

438
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,560
For you, chief.

439
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,880
All these sick people in one place, urgh.

440
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,240
What are they keeping you here for, anyway?

441
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,519
A few more tests.

442
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,600
You look worse than when we brought you in here.

443
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,200
What kind of tests? andgt.

444
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,800
Since when do they keep you overnight

445
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,840
for taking a shot below the belt, huh?

446
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,600
Guys, I'm kind of tired.

447
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,080
Erm, can we talk tomorrow?

448
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,520
Hoops, we are packing for Hilton Head,
when are they letting you out of here?

449
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,760
I don't know.

450
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,960
Wh...? Hoops, we have a tradition of debauchery to uphold.

451
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,520
Yah.

452
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,719
I'm not going.

453
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,280
You're not going? andgt.

454
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,640
You're not going?

455
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,480
Still got to pay your share of the deposit.

456
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,720
Money is all this clown thinks about.

457
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,520
Why don't we take up the great
debate of last month's phone bill, andgt

458
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,280
while we we're at it. andgt

459
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280
I got cancer.

460
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,040
You what?

461
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,000
One of my testicles.

462
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,000
Come on, Kev, that's not even funny.

463
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,560
No, that's the good news.

464
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,400
The bad news is, if it's spread,

465
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,760
they're going to cut from here to here

466
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,960
and they're going to take out a bunch of lymph nodes

467
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,960
and, if I'm real lucky...

468
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,400
I'll live.

469
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,600
andlt All he did was knee you, man.

470
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,080
When are they going to operate?

471
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,320
Today.

472
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,280
Well, I wouldn't let them. andgt

473
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:44,280
I'd get a second opinion at a real
hospital, like, er, Boston General.

474
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,600
I don't need a second opinion,

475
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,480
they're going to cut off my testicle.

476
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,080
This hospital smell is really getting to me.

477
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,440
You coming, Ryan?

478
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,720
Yeah.

479
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,520
Kevin.

480
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,280
You're kidding, right?

481
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,280
I didn't do it on purpose, it was an accident.

482
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,680
Do you have any idea what you've done.

483
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,920
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

484
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,079
Elliot, this wasn't just a hat, this was a way of life.

485
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,200
I'll replace it for you.

486
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,240
You can't replace something that's priceless.

487
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:20,400
You know who gave me that hat?

488
00:25:20,401 --> 00:25:22,680
No. Carl Yastrzemski.

489
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,240
He did?

490
00:25:23,241 --> 00:25:24,560
Personally.

491
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,520
I stole it from him after a game in Fenway in 1979.

492
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,480
Oh, Wayne. I didn't know, I'll make
it up to you somehow, I promise.

493
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,840
No, no. I'll do it.

494
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,920
We need you, Wayne. andgt

495
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,280
Elliot, I was your friend, even though you're stupid,

496
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,840
fat, incompetent, I was still
your friend and you betrayed me.

497
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,400
Luther, I've got something I want you to do.

498
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,840
Oh, I can't right now, I'm watching little Pete.

499
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,480
I'm doing my Michael Jackson routine.

500
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,800
Don't you have something better to do with your time?

501
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,960
Babysitting for little Pete is fine,
at least you're helping someone.

502
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,200
But spending the rest of your day shucking and jiving

503
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,120
and clowning around is pathetic.

504
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,560
Don't you want to do something with your life?

505
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,360
Hello, Kevin. I'm Dr Westphall, director of medicine.

506
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,960
If this is another pre-operation pep talk,

507
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,640
Dr Burton already told me,
it's as simple as opening an oyster.

508
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,360
I'm in and out in 30 minutes.

509
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,400
Are your parents aware of what's going on?

510
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,360
I'm sure they're going to be happy to know

511
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,360
their son is on his way to becoming
the daughter they never had(!)

512
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,560
Kevin, this is a diseased organ
that has nothing whatsoever to do

513
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,640
with how masculine you are,

514
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,400
how deep your voice is or how many
children you're going to have.

515
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,880
Business as usual.

516
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,880
That's right. 100%.

517
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,120
No change in your sexuality,
your fertility or your performance.

518
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,800
See, Kevin, nature has a wonderful pattern of redundancy.

519
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,160
A man has two testicles, but he only needs one.

520
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,880
Yeah, and what do I tell the next girl I go to bed with?

521
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,640
She won't know.

522
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,680
A prosthesis can fool even a doctor.

523
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,600
I'll know.

524
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,320
Yup.

525
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,239
I can't help thinking that I'm being
punished for something I did wrong.

526
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,600
Come on, now. andgt.

527
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,080
Disease can't be a punishment for our thoughts, Kevin.

528
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:49,320
If it were, hospitals would be even
more overcrowded than they are.

529
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,760
(EXHALES)

530
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,320
I'm scared to death.

531
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,120
Wayne, you look different.

532
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,400
How?

533
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,480
You shaved your beard off?

534
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,120
Oh.

535
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,479
Mind if I join you?

536
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,560
Yes, I do mind.

537
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,880
andlt Her mum's up in the roof.

538
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,680
andlt (LAUGHING)

539
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,800
Wayne, what happened?

540
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,760
andlt Don't. Just don't.

541
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,120
So, how are the wedding plans going, Bobby?

542
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,919
andlt You're getting married?

543
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,080
Looks like.

544
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,520
Do we have to talk about marriage?

545
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,280
Sorry. Still no word from Roberta, huh? andgt.

546
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,440
Her lawyer called to find out who my lawyer was.

547
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,520
I don't have a lawyer. I don't even have a regular barber.

548
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,640
andlt Instead of eating it,
I should just attach it to my thigh,

549
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,680
cos that's where it would end up anyway.

550
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,040
Ladies? Hi.

551
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,920
I mean, I just don't know
how you can eat so much at one time.

552
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,040
I'm starved, I haven't had a bite all day.

553
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,800
Did you two hear the rumour?

554
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,520
andlt Which rumour?

555
00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:02,720
Because of budget restrictions,
there's going to be five less places

556
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,519
in the second year residency programme next year.

557
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,800
So what? andgt.

558
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,240
When I went from first year to second, they cut ten people.

559
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,400
It's a given that not everybody's asked back.

560
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,080
Which one of us is going to get the axe?

561
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:15,880
Here comes my vote.

562
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,240
I'll get some air.

563
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,000
Why did you rape me, Peter?

564
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,800
You're crazy, everybody knows it.

565
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,040
I never touched you.

566
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,800
You're a liar.

567
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,160
You're a despicable human being!

568
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,360
SILENCE

569
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,520
I want the special.

570
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,880
Dr Barton has delivered the testicle into the wound

571
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:02,280
and is ready for, er...

572
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,720
for removal.

573
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,040
Thank you, Dr Ehrlich.

574
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,360
There is an elevation on
the inferior portion of the testicle,

575
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,040
approximately one by two centimetres in area.

576
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:20,680
The tumour's well-circumscribed
and appears to be non-invasive.

577
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,119
Send this to pathology.

578
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,640
Ooh.

579
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,960
You're skittish, Dr Ehrlich.

580
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,680
Sorry, sir, but this procedure hits
me at the very root of my being.

581
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,600
Prosthesis.

582
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,680
Ah. Poor kid.

583
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:35,920
We're saving his life.

584
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:40,000
I know, but a marble made of silicon gel, come on.

585
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,480
They used to be made of sterilised ping pong balls.

586
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,280
Oh, great. Table tennis, anyone?

587
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,680
Testicular cancer isn't a joking matter

588
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,480
for a man your age, Dr Ehrlich.

589
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,400
Do you examine yourself once a month?

590
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,560
No. You should.

591
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,320
Not now, Ehrlich.

592
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,640
Yes, sir.

593
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,880
Judging from the swelling, I'd say you took quite a shot.

594
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,440
Yes, unbelievably tender.

595
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,399
Maybe I should have been wearing shoulder pads.

596
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,800
You have no business being here at the hospital.

597
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,680
How's that?

598
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,720
It's sore.

599
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,240
You came back way too early.

600
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,759
Well, I was home the same length
of time after my mastectomy.

601
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,920
Totally different.

602
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,160
Now, I want you to go home and rest.

603
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,880
I couldn't stand being at home,

604
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,519
all that time to think that maybe
I shouldn't have had this implant.

605
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,800
Why?

606
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,440
Because it doesn't look exactly the way I thought it would.

607
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Because I didn't really need it.

608
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,080
It's not the same size as my real breast.

609
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,000
Because...

610
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,800
Huh. Because, because...

611
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,160
Look, Helen.

612
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,000
You're never going to be able
to replace the organ that you lost,

613
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,800
but you're jeopardising the shape
and position of the implant.

614
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,520
You want to go through all this again?

615
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,160
No.

616
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,520
Please.

617
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,520
OK.

618
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,040
andlt I don't know what I'm going to do.

619
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,400
I haven't had any sleep in two days.

620
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,120
I have an emergency medicine exam tomorrow

621
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,040
and I haven't even cracked a book.

622
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,520
I don't know how much more of this I can take.

623
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:52,000
I just don't have what it takes to be a doctor.

624
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,400
(SIGHS)

625
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,160
Everyone thinks I'm a joke.

626
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:01,040
I have one friend in this entire hospital and what do I do?

627
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,280
I set his hat on fire.

628
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,520
His prize possession.

629
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,640
So, of course, now he hates me.

630
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:10,960
I don't know.

631
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,760
I don't know what to do.

632
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,960
I should've gone to dental school.

633
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,480
I mean, there wouldn't have been
the drama of saving lives, but

634
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,400
I bet there's a lot of satisfaction
in fighting tooth decay.

635
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,600
Yeah. I mean, clean a few teeth

636
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,360
and, Wednesdays, play a few rounds of golf.

637
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,960
It's not a bad life.

638
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,760
Err.

639
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,280
I don't mean to bore you, I'm sorry. I just...

640
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,280
You're the lucky one, you're anaesthetised.

641
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,360
Look at you, sleeping like a baby.

642
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,120
No cares, no worries.

643
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,360
No pulse.

644
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,880
You have no pulse!

645
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,400
Oh, Mr Gleeson, so this is where you've been hiding.

646
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,520
andlt And I thought we'd lost you.

647
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,080
Take him down to pathology, will you?

648
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,720
Excuse me.

649
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,720
I must see a doctor at once.

650
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,320
What seems to be the problem?

651
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,840
It's about my steed.

652
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,520
(HORSE SNORTS)

653
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,960
andlt We were on our way to conquer and her legs bucked.

654
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,880
I didn't know what to do, St. Eligius
was close, so I brought her here.

655
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,000
You won't let her die, will you?

656
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,520
Wow, what's going on?

657
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:31,680
This is Paul Revere.

658
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,520
My name is Christopher Samus Paine,

659
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,720
president of the Paul Revere Society

660
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,720
and that is my ailing steed, Unknown.

661
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,400
(HORSE WHINNIES)

662
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,240
What do you expect us to do?

663
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,640
It's all right, I'm here.

664
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,560
Thought we could have expected
better treatment at the hands of the Tories.

665
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,040
She's lactating, isn't she?

666
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,440
Yes, she's got a beautiful, little colt named Minute Man.

667
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,320
Nurse Daniels, IV, normal saline, 250cc an hour.

668
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,520
We're going to need a large bore
needle, 18-gauge should do it,

669
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,360
and a red top tube.

670
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,120
Fiscus, get these people out of
here, I need some room to work, OK?

671
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,279
Do you know what you're doing?

672
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,120
Of course, my father was a vet, I
used to work there over the summers.

673
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,320
Is she going to be all right?

674
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,120
She probably has hypocalcaemia.

675
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,440
It's a calcium deficiency,

676
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,800
it's expected in lactating or pregnant mares.

677
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,440
I'd never forgive myself if anything happens to Unknown.

678
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,560
She was named for Paul Revere's horse. andgt.

679
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,040
Heartbeat's about 60, it's a little
elevated, it should be 35 or 40.

680
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:34,080
We wanted to walk in the footsteps of history
by re-tracing the root of Paul Revere's Ride.

681
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,280
This was a dry run so we wouldn't get
lost on the anniversary next month. andgt.

682
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,880
"One if by land and two if by sea.

683
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,680
"And I on the opposite shore will be.

684
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,080
"Ready to ride and spread the alarm andgt.

685
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,240
"Through every Middlesex village and farm." andgt.

686
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,760
Longfellow. Henry Wadsworth.

687
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,200
But wasn't it The Midnight Ride Of Paul Revere?

688
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:00,480
Paul Revere didn't have to work
in the morning, there was a war on.

689
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,040
Thanks.

690
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,719
Shall I make it a little warmer, Mr Barnes?

691
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,880
Please.

692
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,640
First class treatment, eh, Mr Barnes?

693
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,800
Amanda.

694
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,880
Can I talk with you a minute?

695
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,199
You'll have to wait.

696
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,440
andlt Did you get those dance tickets?

697
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,200
Still working on them, Mr Barnes.

698
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,080
Should I turn on the jets?

699
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,200
Yeah, give me a blast.

700
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,120
I just want to talk. I can't concentrate on my work.

701
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,440
How's that, Mr Barnes?

702
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,240
andlt All I need is a pair of water skis. Ha.

703
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,160
About Luther.

704
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,200
You didn't have to yell at him, Phil.

705
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,080
I thought we had something better
going, but you'd rather spend

706
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,920
your time with some guy who plays
step and fetch it just to get a laugh.

707
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,640
You're really cruel.

708
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,600
I don't get it. I don't get it. What do you see in him?

709
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,040
Someone who's not caught up in himself.

710
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,320
Someone who's not so serious all the time.

711
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,040
I'm a doctor, he's an orderly.

712
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:31,520
So what?

713
00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:34,280
So I don't have time to go around making people laugh,

714
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,999
telling jokes, that's not what I'm here to do.

715
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,440
Amanda? I hate to bother you.

716
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,560
Oh, I'm sorry.

717
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,320
I don't want to talk about this any more.

718
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,960
Could you turn down the heat?

719
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,360
You know, I think you're better off
not going to that dance with him.

720
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,000
But she's dead.

721
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,560
What do you mean she's dead?

722
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,120
I have an order for Mead, for three pepperoni specials,

723
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,040
somebody owes me 33.75 plus tip.

724
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,440
$33 for pizza?

725
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,480
Extra cheese.

726
00:38:13,481 --> 00:38:15,040
Listen, I'll take one.

727
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,279
Now we're getting somewhere.

728
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,840
Didn't have a chance to grab dinner.

729
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,080
I just had a visit with Kevin Hooper.

730
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,680
Pathologist report showed pure seminoma, no metastasis.

731
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,200
I guess I didn't handle it very well,
but thanks for talking to him.

732
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:28,919
I didn't say anything to him, his body did.

733
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,720
What do you mean?

734
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,880
A dream he just had.

735
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,560
An erotic dream about a woman named Annie.

736
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,280
Night.

737
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,400
(BABY GURGLES)

738
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,480
andlt I thought you left already.

739
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,120
(SIGHS)

740
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,200
How would you describe me?

741
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,960
Smart?

742
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,520
Silly?

743
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,840
Funny?

744
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:22,640
I don't know, I like you, I think
you're a nice guy, a good doctor.

745
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,960
Average?

746
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,359
Boring?

747
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,480
I didn't say that.

748
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,800
That's what you think, right? That's what you meant.

749
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:35,600
Everybody thinks I'm just a nice
doctor, always on his P's and Q's.

750
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,520
Always trying to maintain
a squeaky clean, professional image.

751
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,040
Being a doctor's got nothing to do with your personality.

752
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,320
If you were a lawyer or a CPA, you'd
still be the same Phil Chandler. andgt.

753
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,920
A dull, black guy with no sense of rhythm.

754
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,480
It's OK, so what? I'm a dull,
white guy with no sense of rhythm.

755
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,400
Well, it's not a problem for you.

756
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,480
See, I'm black.

757
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,960
I'm supposed to be cool, tell jokes, have a certain flair.

758
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,640
That's ridiculous. Come on.

759
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,640
andlt (BABY GURGLES)

760
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,400
You're stereotyping.

761
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,520
Am I?

762
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,160
andlt (BABY GURGLES)

763
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,640
All right, look, I know you're just joking,

764
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,320
but most people, I just don't live up
to their idea of what I should be.

765
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,920
Well, that's their problem.

766
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,440
Yeah.

767
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,560
Yeah.

768
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,840
It's mine too.

769
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,960
You see, I grew up in an all-white neighbourhood.

770
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,480
Went to an all-white school.

771
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,400
On the one hand, my black friends feel like I sold out.

772
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,440
Not white enough for my white friends.

773
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,079
People here at the hospital, they don't think...

774
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,640
Feel the same way too.

775
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,280
You're exaggerating.

776
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,320
Besides...

777
00:41:01,321 --> 00:41:02,640
Yeah, I know, I know.

778
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,399
I should just be the best person I can be, right?

779
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,880
That's right. andgt.

780
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,880
Yeah, well. We can't all be masters at it like you, Jack.

781
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,760
Phil.

782
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,640
Well, then,

783
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,320
guess I'd better go run now.

784
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,519
BANG BANG

785
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:28,720
andlt (BABY CRIES)

786
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,080
(HORSE NEIGHS)

787
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,320
andlt Get up.

788
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,680
Up, oh!

789
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

790
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,880
Calcium deficiencies have some pretty frightening symptoms,

791
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,200
but with the right treatment,

792
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,480
the patient can bounce back real quickly.

793
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,199
Now, don't forget that diet we talked about, OK?

794
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,520
Done.

795
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,200
We're going back to the paddock tonight

796
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,440
to rest up for the real thing.

797
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,559
Thank you.

798
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,960
Oh, you're very welcome.

799
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,960
What did you think?

800
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,319
I need a neuro check on the woman in three, STAT.

801
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,360
OK.

802
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,520
What d'you think?

803
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,199
Please, Elliot, you're in the way.

804
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,520
I'm sorry.

805
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,480
Elliot, you did a good job, but it's no big deal,

806
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,080
we don't have time here for glory,
we just move on to the next one.

807
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,600
Neuro check in three.

808
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,720
Dr Fiscus.

809
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,480
I'll replace that hat for you.

810
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,440
You bet you will.

811
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,600
(KNOCKS)

812
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,760
Kevin?

813
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,320
How are you feeling?

814
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,880
Like a bullfighter who just ran out of luck.

815
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,120
Ha-ha.

816
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,320
You should be halfway to South Carolina.

817
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,120
Ah, pfft, change of plans.

818
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,120
Andy decided to go alone.

819
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,320
And I thought Andy never had any smarts.

820
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,760
Yeah.

821
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:39,240
When I was 15, my grandmother died
and I was real close to her.

822
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,480
And my uncle said, erm, "Toughen up, real men don't cry."

823
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,000
andlt And so I held it in all day,
through the wake and the church,

824
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,440
andlt the cemetery.

825
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,840
andlt Until, finally I got home

826
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,400
and I went up to my room and, erm...

827
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,880
I couldn't stop weeping.

828
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,400
But I felt better.

829
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,840
My uncle was a jerk.

830
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,560
You run into guys like that.

831
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,080
andlt Yeah, everywhere.

832
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,720
Kev, when you told us what they were going to do to you,

833
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,600
I could see you were scared,
but I was scared too, you know.

834
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,360
It's, like, it's like cancer was contagious.

835
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,800
andlt And I know it isn't, I know that,
but I was still scared.

836
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,680
Welcome to the club.

837
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,320
Cos it could happen to me.

838
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,760
Kev, you're still a man.

839
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,800
I'm a jerk.

840
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,760
It's OK.

841
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Well, I'm sorry for not being a better friend.

842
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,400
And for kneeing you.

843
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,200
You probably saved my life.

844
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,840
What's that?

845
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,680
Oh.

846
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,240
Spring break.

847
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,000
♪ THE BEACH BOYS: Surf City

848
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,960
OK? You clown.

849
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,480
We're talking about some industrial strength sun burning.

850
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,120
As a matter of fact, soak yourself, bud.

851
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,520
Oh, thanks.

852
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,320
Not far behind you, pal.

853
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,800
You got the groove yet?

854
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,800
OK, hotshot.

855
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,160
You go long, I'll hit you at the first palm tree.

856
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,320
(CHUCKLES)

857
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,400
(PANTS)

858
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,000
(PANTS HEAVILY)

859
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,040
ARGH!